real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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