Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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