What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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