sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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