hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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