Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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