IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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