gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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