Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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