Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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