So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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