He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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