going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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