he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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