That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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