this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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