i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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