3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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