I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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