I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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