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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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