I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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