YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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