I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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