I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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