i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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