So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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