i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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