sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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