don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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