I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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