Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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