He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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