I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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