I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My life is pants optional.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You left your phone here
Wait...
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