I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
