Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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