What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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