Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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