I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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