found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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