I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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