Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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