It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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