for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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