could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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