you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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