So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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