Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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