Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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