Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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