She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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